آموزش زبان انگلیسی اندروید

آموزش زبان انگلیسی اندروید زبانشناس

یکی از بهترین نرم افزار های آموزش زبان انگلیسی

حتما امتحان کنین

RaMaDaN MuBaRaK

May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you

May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives

May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for

May this Ramadan bring you the
most in peace and prosperity

May lights triumph over darkness

May peace transcend the earth

May the spirit of light illuminate the world

May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony

Happy New Year

Nowruz is the traditional Iranian festival of spring which starts at the exact moment of the vernal equinox, commencing the start of the spring. It is considered as the start of the New Year among Iranians. The name comes from Avestan meaning "new day/daylight". Noruz is celebrated March 20/21 each year, at the time the sun enters Aries.

Noruz has been celebrated for at least 3,000 years and is deeply rooted in the rituals and traditions of the Zoroastrian religion. Today the festival of Noruz is celebrated in Iran, Iraq, India, Afghanistan, Tajikestan, Uzbekistan, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, and Kyrgyzstan.

Although the Persian Calendar is very precise about the very moment of turn of the new year, Noruz itself is by definition the very first calendar day of the year, regardless of when the natural turn of the year happens. For instance, in some years, the actual natural moment of turn of the year could happen before the midnight of the first calendar day, but the calendar still starts at 00:00 hours for 24 hours, and those 24 hours constitue the Noruz. Iranians typically observe the exact moment of the turn of the year

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 Amazing pictures of Iranian embassy in France

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Poem

Never Forget

Your presence is a gift to the world, 
You're unique and one of a kind. 
Your life can be what you want it to be - 
Take it one day at a time. 

Count your blessings, not your troubles, 
And you'll make it through what comes along. 
Within you are so many answers, 
Understand, have courage, be strong. 

Don't put limits on yourself, 
Your dreams are waiting to be realized. 
Don't leave your important decisions to chance - 
Reach for your peak, your goal, and your prize. 

Nothing wastes more energy than worrying - 
The longer a problem is carried, the heavier it gets. 
Don't take things too seriously - 
Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets. 

Remember that a little love goes a long way - 
Remember that a lot goes forever. 
Remember that friendship is a wise investment, 
Life's treasures are people... together. 

Have health and hope and happiness, 
Take the time to wish on a star. 
And don't ever forget for even a day... 
How very special YOU are !

Masterstroke With fingers

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Fun

All Doing The Dishes
 

Steve has just bought a motorbike but everytime it rains the seal leaks and he has to put Vaseline on it to stop it. He carries a jar of Vaseline with him where ever he goes.

That night he is going to his girlfriends house to meet her parents when he gets there his girlfriend is stood outside waiting for him, she tells him not to talk at the dinner table, as the first person to speak has to "do the dishes"!

When he gets inside it's just as she has described it, the pots are piled high to the ceiling and no one is saying a word. He thinks "I'm going to have bit of fun here"!!.... he grabs the mother, clears the dinner table and shags her.....when finished they both sit back down, still no one is saying a word, the girlfriend is furious and Dad is seething. Steve thinks "I'm going to have a bit more fun" he grabs his girlfriend throws her on the dinner table and shags her.....still, no one is saying a word. The mother is a little jealous, his girlfriend is much happier and Dad is livid.

All of a sudden the heavens open and it begins to pour down, Steve jumps up, pulls the Vaseline from his back pocket when Dad stands up and says......."Fuck that, I'll do the dishes!"

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Joke

Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car

Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident

Pride and Prejudice By Jane Austen

Enjoy reading the best Regency romance book "Pride and Prejudice" with its summary and analysis

Plot Summary

Elizabeth Bennet is a country gentleman's daughter in 19th Century England. She is one of five daughters, a plight that her father bears as best he can with common sense and a general disinterest in the silliness of his daughters. Elizabeth is his favorite because of her level-headed approach to life when his own wife's greatest concern is getting her daughters married off to well-established gentlemen. Only Jane, Elizabeth's older sister, is nearly as sensible and practical as Elizabeth, but Jane is also the beauty of the family, and therefore, Mrs. Bennet's highest hope for a good match.

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Success

Love

What is love? this not here after

present mirth hath present laughter

in delay  there lies no plenty

then come kiss me sweet and twenty

youth a stuff will not endure

trip no further pretty sweeting

journeys end in love

every wise man doth know

What is Love

(shakespeare)

عشق کالای نقد جهان است                          خنده کن تا دلت شادمان است

راز فردا ز چشمت نهان است                         در   تامل   هزاران  زیان   است

پس بیا  بوسه  ده  بر رخ  من                           ای  نگارین  بت  بیست   ساله

چون جوانی گلی بی دوام است                     خیز   و   پر   کن    برایم   پیاله 

ای  دلارام   شیرین  و  طناز                            وصل عشاق ختم سفرهاست

عاشقان جمله دانند این راز                            عشق کالای  نقد  جهان  است

Greed

Recently a " husband super store " opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in 5 floors ,with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended . The only rule was , once you opened the door to any floor , you had to choose a man from that floor . if you went up to a floor  , you couldn’t go back down exept to leave the place  , never to return . A couple of girlfriends went to a shopping center to find some husbands . FIRST FLOOR The door had  sign saying : these men have jobs and love kids  , the women read the sign and said : well , That is better than not having job or not loving kids . but I wonder what is further up ? so up they went . SECOND FLOOR The sign read : these men have high paying jobs  , love kids and  are extremely good looking .. Humm , said the ladies , but I wonder what is further up ? THIRD FLOOR This sign read , these men have high paying jobs , love kids and  are extremely good looking . and help with the housework  , wow said the women very tempting  , but there was another floor , so further up they went . FOURTH FLOOR This door had a sign saying. these men have high paying jobs , love kids and  are extremely good looking . and help with the housework and and have a strong romantic streak  , oh mercy me , they cried . just think what must be awaiting us further on ! so up to the fifth floor they went . FIFTH FLOOR The sign on the door said : this floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please !!!!

The exit is to your left ; we hope you fall down the stairs

 

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Isfahan uiversity in winter

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Great Expectations

in a gloomy, neglected house miss havisham sits, as she has sat year after year , in a wedding dress and veil that were once white , and are now faded and yellow whit age . her face is like a death's head; her dark eyes burn with bitterness and hate . by her side sits a proud and beautiful girl , and in front of her , trembling with fear in his thick country boots, stands young pip . miss havisham stares at pip coldly, and murmurs to the girl at her side' break his heart, Estella. break his heart 

 

by Charles Dickens 


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