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Recently a " husband super store " opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in 5 floors ,with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended . The only rule was , once you opened the door to any floor , you had to choose a man from that floor . if you went up to a floor  , you couldn’t go back down exept to leave the place  , never to return . A couple of girlfriends went to a shopping center to find some husbands . FIRST FLOOR The door had  sign saying : these men have jobs and love kids  , the women read the sign and said : well , That is better than not having job or not loving kids . but I wonder what is further up ? so up they went . SECOND FLOOR The sign read : these men have high paying jobs  , love kids and  are extremely good looking .. Humm , said the ladies , but I wonder what is further up ? THIRD FLOOR This sign read , these men have high paying jobs , love kids and  are extremely good looking . and help with the housework  , wow said the women very tempting  , but there was another floor , so further up they went . FOURTH FLOOR This door had a sign saying. these men have high paying jobs , love kids and  are extremely good looking . and help with the housework and and have a strong romantic streak  , oh mercy me , they cried . just think what must be awaiting us further on ! so up to the fifth floor they went . FIFTH FLOOR The sign on the door said : this floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please !!!!

The exit is to your left ; we hope you fall down the stairs